My bathroom scale is ridiculous! When I weigh myself I have to do it twice and guesstimate what my actual weight is based on the two numbers. Sorry, I get ahead of myself. Let me explain what's so wrong with my scale. The first time I weigh myself it will be one number. The second time I weigh myself the number will be three pounds lower than the first time I weighed in. If I weigh myself a third time (just to check, trust me, I know weighing in twice is ridiculous enough) the number remains the same as the second weigh in. So to be honest, I have NO IDEA what I actually weigh. To make things even MORE confusing, I've recently started checking my weight at the Urban Active fitness club I joined this month. Their scale says something completely different (of course) not to mention that I'm weighing myself at night fully clothed. Normally I do it first thing in the morning in the buff. Can't be strutting my stuff completely nude at the gym to get a good weigh in! Although some people there would see it as hilarious, many (I'm sure) would be mortified, myself included.