I was just out, merrily retrieving my dry cleaning from the cleaners across the street, when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a full THREE INCHES of butt-crack!
And, no my friends. Not plumber crack. Not construction worker crack. Not girl wearing too tight pants crack. Not even crazy homeless person crack. This was petite, 87 pound, cute Asian girl wearing way cute top crack.
Cheeks burning with third-party embarrassment, I wondered what to do? Inform complete stranger of blatant crackocity? What if said crack showing was on purpose or simply a fuck you to us non-crack bearing folk?
Paralyzed, I simply stood at the corner, dry cleaning in hand, as the crack made its way down the street, mocking my indecision.
Moral of the story: Even petite, skinny, fashionable Asian girls look like ass in public sometimes.
And also, my spell check suggested I change crackocity to crack city, because really that makes more sense now doesn’t it?
Posted By: acwardell
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06/05/2007 01:01
Haha!
Another moral to the story: Being slim doesn't eliminate you from the 'Poor Clothing Choices Club'!
LMAO thanks for making me laugh! By the way...you werent in Kohls today were you?? The reason I ask...A friend was saying how she went to kohls, and didnt realize her zipper was down, lets just say she was going commando...some lady had come over to mention that her girlie junk was hanging out. Imagine the embarrassment!!
I need to verify the spelling of that new word that will definetly be inserted into Websters very soon. Was is Crackocity! Lovin it!!! Love San Fran too!!! Lived in Somona County for 2 years. Boy do I miss the weather!! So is it ok to use your word on regular basis? You've reminded me of someone at the Public Pool this weekend, and now I get to make up a word. Thanks!!!! Time to go blog!
I know, I am an old prude, but I just think bodies need covered in public LOL!! Fat, skinny, doesn't matter, cover it up! OK, I am done venting. Happy visit with your parents!!
Was this in my work neighborhood? Sorry that I missed it! I'm happy to hear that you are doing well and stayed steady with JC! Great job on the loss last week! :)
