To the Tune of London Bridge...
Have you ever had a pair of underwear that just doesn't fit but you still keep them in your drawer anyway? I had a whole slew of them a little while back. And I kept those suckers. And I kept putting them on. And putting them on. But man-o-man, a tight pair of underwear is a surefire way to ruin a day, isn't it?
Well, I'm glad to report that things have started to turn around for the better. These days, they're feeling more and more loose - woo hoo! And whaddya know, I'm in the market for some new undies!
But here's the silly part I just had to share for a laugh. As you know, I'm a complete goofball (and a mom of two little ones). So it should come as no surprise to all of you that I've had a certain nursery tune running through my head all day long (just in my head, I promise I haven't been singing aloud for all to hear). So I hope you'll all enjoy my little diddy. C'mon, everybody sing along! (LOL) The lyrics go something like this...
***(to the tune of London Bridge)***
My underwear is falling down,
Falling down, falling down
My underwear is falling down
Not too shabby.
Nothing I do can keep them up
Keep them up, keep them up
Nothing I do can keep them up
I’ve out-shrunk them.
A pair of mediums, that’s for me
That’s for me, that’s for me
A pair of mediums, that’s for me
Must go shopping!
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Wishing you all loose-underwear days ahead! -DD

