Who's that knocking?
Is that you, TOM? Are you the one knocking on my door and raising havok with my diet? Oh I know you're not suppose to be here 'ti later this week but your little pets, the uncontrollable munchies, are already in the house & trying to eat everything in the pantry.
Now, I am trying to be patient & be good. They haven't been too specific with their demands, other than begging for food every waking hour today. So, I've tried to satisfy them with servings of cereal, nuts, & protein rather than just give them junk food or start shoveling in the food. I reckon it was either the unlimited pizza & cinnamon rolls yesterday that set them off or they're announcing your imminent arrival.
Either way, I really hope your visit is short & sweet and that you take your pets with you when you go. Safe journey as they say. 
Best wishes everybody! 