And the award for Yo-Yo Dieter of the Year goes to.....

Fat Girl Misha

Yes thank you thank you!!!, please hold all applause till the end of the speech! Ugh. What a joke! Here I go yet once again.... what was my trigger this time??? Well let’s see, how about the fact that I can't fit into the jeans I just bought a month ago, or the ‘baby’ tees I bought as incentive are now dry-rotting in my fourth drawer.... or even the pictures of me in a bathing suit from last week that made me want to lose my lunch at the local one-hour photo hut? Could it be that I can't pull my chair all the way in at work anymore, or how about that I don't have a ‘figure’ anymore, oh wait or it could be that as gifts my co-workers now give me food items or gift certificates to restaurants instead of the perfume/makeup gifts when I first started working here. But if you think about it it could also be that I wear all my button-front shirts open now with a camisole, or that my jacket only buttons on the third button and I can't bend once it is or it will burst..... Man so many choices.... how bout the fact that I am just plain fat and need to lose some damn weight before I keel over from heart palpitations! BINGO!! We have a winner!

Funny Girl

that you certainly are!  but seriously we can boycott the snack machine.  You gotta go deep girl and grap that stubborn willpower by the horns.  I can imagine how it must feel when the lovin' dwindles and is only a shadow of it's former self.  They say they love us for us, but like an ex once told me, deep down inside it IS an issue. 

This is also gonna suck but don't take too much advantage of him being "lazy".  I know I know "know my place"  but this information was relayed to me by someone that cares too.  It's gotta be important for you first though.

I'll kick our snack machine for you the next time I pass it.

Hey Quit THAT

Hey Girl,

I am sorry I haven't been around for awhile but I am back and firmly in your corner and here to you that you are BEAUTIFUL (yes I know you feel like a whale, that is why we are here).  We will get through this stupid fat thing together.

You hang in there and know that this is going to get better - even when it feels like we are walking in quicksand.

Way to go by blogging - that is a firm step in the right direction!

Happy things to you,

Moonflower

Hey!

Woman..you are far too hard on yourself.  You are one attractive woman, don't ever let anyone take that from you.  Chin up.  You can do this.  And unplug the damn snack machine ;)