AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hi guys..... I am sorry.  I have a lot of reading this week huh???  It's a very boring week.  I couldn't see real well and my swallow reflux lost again....  That sucked!!!!  Except I could'nt eat.  Just only soft stuff!!!  I felt like a little ole lady with no teeth!!!!!  I am okay.  Getting better!!! I hope I can get catched up.  I can't wait to read ya'll blogs and see what TROUBLE ya'll got in to...   lol

I know SwimKatt didn't be good!!!!!!  She loves so much being bad!!!!!  I mean that it in a good way.

I hope everyone got their animals etc...... 

Oh, hey Mustblite, Steve is on his way home to you.  He was so glad to leave my house and the "Asshole" ..... lol

I had better go.....  I am sooooooooo grounded so I had be quiet....

Luvs Guys......lilypad

LAST NIGHT

This is the last night to PARTY AT JELLYBEAN!!!!!    Times a wastin ........ Get your dancing shoes and loooooose start losing these POUNDS ....   It's alot of fun.  BETTER than Richard ......

Don't forget to get your animals...............

SwimKatt - ok ok ok!!!  Since you really really really hate Barney.  You take "The Cookie Monster".  

Geosgirl - Since you like "Elmo" you can take him to your house...  With the singing tape.

Please..Mustblite - You have a thing about Steve so you get "Blues Clue" and the clues and ..handy dandy notebook.  You aren't going to be home this weekend so I will do something for you ... MAAIIILLLL TIME!!!

Abwanter - I am goin have you babysit for Barney and Blues.  Don't be messing with  Steve.  Seperate beds please!!

AppleJaxs - YOU get "Barney".  SwimKatt say so.  Your dog can rip up the lttle fucker.

 Driven and Fatnassy - I have someone for you both ... since  ya'll both are near you two get "The Telitubbies" .. have a great time!!

 Step Inside - You have had a emotional trip, so you chill out this weekend. Get alot of rest.

Forgiven - You are going to visit them all.  You like go traveling.  I Hope your husband  likes these places.

Lifes - I think that you need a break.  You have alot of "characters" already in your life.  Ya don't need anymore......

My Jellybean and I - we are keeping "SpongeBob."  I guess can't complain.

I am going home Saturday morning.  :-((( .... I have had a wonderful week.  I wonder what I will blog now ...  :-00 

ALL the pickles ARE ALL GONE.  Me and JB ate allllll the damn pickles.

The last thing I taught Jelly was how to eat "seafood" ... OOPS!! I  spelt that wrong.  "ITS SEEFOOD"......  She's already a pro.  LMAO

Have a wonderful  weekend!!! I hope you like your animals.. I'll be checking in and seeing  ya.  

luvs......lilypad

Winding Down

It looks like that we have to end the party at Jellybean's house.  Her dad might be here tomorrow night!!!  :-((((   :-))))    I don't know if I want another day or go home.  I am sooooooooo Damn wasted.  I wasn't susposed to do this.  I had a long list that I said I would and wouldn't do. (Doc)..  The funny thing about that list, I never read it and it GOT MISPLACED.  I hate it when that happens.   teehee

So every night that I have been here, something has happened.  Today, she decided to put ALL the toliet paper rolls in the TOLIET!!!!  Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!!  Do you know that it only takes 3 minutes to find 6 rolls of TP and put in the potty.  LMAO.. I looked at her  and shake my head.  And that little face just as sooooooooooo innocent.  lol  In the background there's Barney singing I love you love me ... and I am singing -  I'm gonna kill you you'll fucking you die etc... LMAO

GUESS BETTER TELL DIANNA TO GET TOLIET PAPER, HUH!

I locked The Cookie Monster in jb's dog kennel until one of you come get him.  ANY takers to that shithead Barney.  Jellybean has found one of her movie's and she wanted that one.  I had that one hid too.  teehee.  Has everyone got "thier handy dandy notebook"  I FOUND A CLUE. A CLUE A CLUE.    So who wants Blue and Steve and the gang go to your house for the day.  PLEASE!!!!

SwimKatt wound't take Barney either.  Hey SwimKatt....How about Blues?  Geosgirl...Hey You...Which do you want?  I'll give you Spongebob ( I know you love like him) NOT.. .. JB has 6 dvd.  I guess I'll take him. I have to let Jelly  watch something. So JB's is his. Geo you are about that laugh on Sponge. Heuuuumme.over and over. So evil....Where are you mustblite??  I need some help here...Abwanter don't you live in Utah some where?  I need a vacation!!!!!  You don't have small kids, neighbors etc.. No TV's?? 

OMG!! Party with BARNEY

Barney, Barney, BARNEY!!!!!   I tell you what, I am going kill that purple dinoaur.  (however I spell the fucker) ..... If I hear "Hey, boys and girls ( then his irrating (?) little shitty laugh)   lol

SwimKatt  I need to you AGAIN!!!!  You need to come pick up Barney and you still get to Cookie Monster.  COOKIEE.....  When everyone comes to the Jellybean Party.  BRING YOUR DANCING SHOES.  

As you can see, we have playing with Barney. Dancing with him and dino tunes.  I will tell you though, I weighed myself this morning and again tonight to make sure but I have lost 2 pounds in 1 day.  Iam NOT going to count it.  I'll  wait until Friday. 

It seems like that every night something happens with "My Jellybean"..  1st desitin ...  2nd smurffette ....  Tonight she was in her room playing.  About 15 minutes before she was having her snack and when to her room, it was no big deal.  I looked and she  was on the bed and  smearing her "nutty bar" all OVER the DAMN DOG!!!!!!   LMAO  

Well I'm gonna go blog.......luvs...lilypad

JELLYBEAN DANCE

Sorry  that I am having to blog in the late nights because I'm having soooooooooooooo much fun...I am teaching her at least once thing.  i AM NOT saying that "mom" will approve.  lol

I JUST WON'T LEARN!!!!!  I finally sat down to finish this and JB was on the couch eating "chocolate chip cookies".  Damn it SwimKatt COME get the "cookie monster"..  PLEASE NOW!!  Anyway, I turned my head and I looked I was like, "Oh Fuck".  Now she is "Smurfette". Blue dazzle highter everywhere.  LMAO..

 I taught JB yesterday how  and to make "Spitballs".  We have been trying to win a contest.  She's winning. (the little shit).When she wants to play she comes to me,"My Gamma, lets spit".  It is soo cute.  Think "mom" is going to approve?

 She probably will scold me when we play.   What does she expect  for babysitting for free......She will just shake her head.  She knows how I am.  teehee

She got up just now.  MOM puts her back to bed. Do you think I put her back!!  NOT ME!!!!!!  We are playing.  In between that and writing.  We are doing the JB dance.  Every time we hear music, turn around, put your arms up then shimmmy...  I never have   heard sooooooo music at once.  I never realized.  Poor Richard has nothing on her.  Replaced by a Jellybean.  And I haven't bonded with him......

Just to know you, "mom" won't probably like this too.  You can't stop until she wants.  Which takes a looooooooong time.  lol

Now we are playing 2 more games that will probably irriate her.   She'll make me stay for awhile.... "Sorry about her luck"...

How about this - Taught her to stomp.  I figuire Dianna did it with me.  Fair is fair!!!!!  It looks soooooooooo darling.  This real liittle little person with a long nightgown stomping and the expression on her face.....

I know you moms are just cringing and cussing.  Bet you are glad that I am not your "my gamma" at your house.

Well I am going to read a few blogs.  I am over babysitting on Saturday evening and I won't be having jellybean on the mind..

I hope everyone is doing on their weight.  If ya want to borrow "My Jellybean".....

lilypad  

DESITIN ATTACK !!!!!

Hey. Hey

I have survived for 24 hours.  I forgot that it was real work for taking care of a 2 year old.  AND trying to eat what I am be susposing to eat.  She tries to cram in my mouth.  "My Granma, eat, try cotton candy, eat sour and cream pringles."   Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!   lol   lol    

NOT only that, but the DAMN Cookie Monster lives at Jellybean house!!!!  ... WTF ... I tought he died when my kids were little.  OH NO!  He didn't. HE lives here!! Just my luck.  DAMN DAMN....SwimKatt come get this monster for me.  You have an adorable son.  I will give him to you...  lol 

I went in the kitchen to get a hot tea because I F***ing deserve it.  I think I will a put a WHOLE CUP sugar.  After what I saw.  I went to see what JB was doing.  She was susposed to be watching Spongebob.  But was she.   NO NO NO NO ......Every inch of her was white....She smeared herself  "THE DESITIN""....LMAO...  I am going to smell this shit all week.  Now, I'm going to have my tea.  She is finally going to nite nite. It was my fault so she didn't get in trouble. Maybe I should rename her "Casper!".....teehee

I want ya'll to know that I lost another 2 1/2 pounds this last week. I was looking and I have lost what 11 1/2 pounds since I have been doing it.  It seems like I have been doing this forever. It has been an almost 1 month.  So I guess I have done okay. :- ))))

I could blog all night but I will go and read yours....

Luvs to all.....lilypad       

MY JELLYBEAN

Hey...

I have missed everyone.  I was getting ready to stay at Dianna's house.  She has to go to Seattle until Saturday.  She'll  be getting some training.  We are going to have such fun.  

I had to go to grocery shopping..I wanted to make sure I didn't cheat.  Hmmmmmm.   I have to make sure JB doesn't keep putting stuff in my mouth.  She is trying with choc chip cookies.  They smell so divineilious.   (This is the new word for today)  SwimKatt, where are you?? I get soooooooooo creative when you are near.  lol  

 Back to Food:  I guess I'll eat a Rice Cake.  TASTE THE SAME!!!!!  (Not) .. I think that I will be blogging a whloe lot.  Maybe it will keep from eating.  I did buy alot of good stuff.  Healthly too.

 I will be here alot.  (D's)...  I will be getting a break from Craig. I didn't just say  that.  NOOOOOOO....... I would NOT  say something like that. NOT ME!! ... :-)) ... I will be missing him.... YEA RIGHT!!! I worship at his feet.  (gag) UHhhhh ... We only live about 10 minutes.  ( and thats only if we get the red light). teehee 

Val just called.  She is going to start clean my house tomorrow again.   GOODY!! GOODY!!!   I am soooooooooo glad that she is back from vacation. My HOUSE IS DIRTY!!!!  It's not a pig sty but I like it clean. 

I keep losing this blog (Cyber Hell) so I guess I will go.  I will catch up everyone's blog and see what has happened this weekend.  See ya in a few hours.  

lilypad

PARTY OVER!!!

Just to let you know I deleted my blog from last night. I was worried that garet would read this and thats not right. I mean I don't want he has to choose.  Be in the middle. Ya know!

I decided to be a big girl.  Sooooooooo as they say  "The Pity Party  is OVER!!!!   Lilypad has left after the building.   :-))))  al al vista baby (you know what I mean)  Av voir (this too) adios. See ya, goodbye, catch ya later!!!!!  :-))))))  lol

My daughter has to go in Seattle for her job next week.  She works for Holland Cruise Lines.  She books air reservation bookings going and back.  When we moved after the Army I trained as an Travel Agent.   LOVE iT!!!!  I can't work now.  :-((  I can't remember "shit".  (stroke ).  Thats ok .  I'll take living..

I'M RAMBLING. SHUT ME UP!!!!!!!!!   TURN ME OFF!!!!!!!!!

I get "my Jellybean" all next week.  Most nights! YIP-EEEEEEE
Phil (daddy) works from about 3pm to 1am.  There is no reason to wake the baby and the cold too.  He said when Dianna was gone, he would need at least 2 full days.  I was WHAT??   I asked Dianna if she ever gets a break.  YEA RIGHT!  I told Craig and he goes "when did we get breaks from our kids."  I told him,  "Don't you remember, thats when I
locked them in the basement and threw food to them."  lol

Well, I gotta go.  Garet will probably want the computer soon.  Maybe not, he just said he needed a phenagan and cough syrup and tylenol..

Gonna read blogs now...
Luvs
lilypad

HUNGRRRRRY!!

Wow guys.....
Been soooooooooo busy.  I haven't blogged since 3:00am.  Ain't that right Shar.  :-)))))))   I read your blog just now.  I will be bloging you in a few .

I thought I was going to be home all day.  Garet spiked his Damn temperature.  His throat.  We finally got it  "normal".  YEAH!!!  That means I will finally be by myself.  :-))  ...  Everyone seems to be no the mend.  Craig is done (Virus) and boy is he in real  form.  ASSHOLE.  I think he's trying to make up from all the days he was sick.  I could of just SPIT!!!  He is so pissey.  I told him to go to bed, I din't feel like to listen his MOUTH!     I told him he was talking out of his ASS. JERK!!  lol

Hey Applejaxs, I didn't get to sing and "Sweatin off the pounds".  Damn it, I really wanted to bond with Richard Simmons.   lol   I will be bonding  tomorrow.  I will listen for ya.  :-)))) 

I finally did my laundry!!!  UGH!!!  Where are those paper clothes??  Who HAS them damn it!!!!  lol

My helper (another one) is finally back from Seattle to see her family.  WooHoo.  By next Monday, Val will have my house put back in place.  I'm sooooooo glad she's back.  I have her Tues, Wed, and Thurs...  From 830am to 130pm.  She takes care of me, be my companion, Cleans my house, and LAUNDRY.  lol

I forgot to eat so I am  going to make this short.  I think and orange, saltines, and water   ummmm.  Can't ya just taste it.  Stop drooling!  The keyboard is getting wet!! :-))))

I am going to eat. That way I can read your blogs.
Luvs  
lilypad
 

 

OMG!!!

I knew I was weighing less but I didn't know where some it had gone to.  I found where some of it used to be.  My BRA is to big.  I mean BIG ......  OMG!!  LMAO :-)))))))))
I found some where else is there no (less fat), on my stomach.  I was like "wow" so that what looks like.This is going to be TMI but I will try be tactful.  My "flower".  I was like, WOW!!! I know this sounds ugh!!!!  There is a reason for this.  I have not seen ME since the surgery.  After the surgery, alot of stuff happened.  Like I went in and out of menapause.  I am not taking hormones either.  After the surgery I noticed that I didn't have to shave my legs  (once a month) of under my arms.  (once a mom) but I have still do it cause I feel I should.  So, I'm sure you know what is coming so I won't say it ok.  I (look) like I'm go in pubrity.  I'm sorry this is really what I should not be blogging.  My husband won't talk to me about anything to do the stroke.   Ya'll are elected!!  SORRY!!!! :-((

Okay, here are the updates: Garet went to the doctor and he is alot of better.  He gets to go to school tomorrow.  He is glad too.  Not as glad that I am he is going to school.  teehee

Craig- He stayed home today.  He ate something "real food".  Those are his words.  Needlessly, I didn't cook.  :-)))).  That's why he has "real food".  lol

My Jellybean- Her fever broke yesterday.  Not 100%.  She is a whole lot better.  I will be seeing her tomorrow night.  I can't wait.  :-))

Me-  I saw the doctor today.  I'm okay.  He was so proud of me.  (as I was trying to hold up my sweats)  WOO HOO!!  I will not buy until I am done and reach my goal.  I wear alot of cartoon lounge pants etc... 

Sarah (my helper) and I are going to "Mall America".  I hate living in such a small town.  We have always had HUGE people "cities".  Until now!!  I am getting a new huge  wardrobe.  CAN'T Wait!!

I'm done rambling.  Garet wants to use the computer.  I will check in with your blogs in a few minutes.....Miss you guys...Wow!!...I have started depending on you guys...LUVS

loose.  loose.  loose
lilypad