12/04/2006 12:06
Emotional Issues
What's going on right now? I smelled turkey at the cafeteria where I worked and I can't get them to give me any of it (it's TOMORROW'S TURKEY). I'd pay $50.00 for a bite of turkey today. I'm about to have a complete attack trying to think of where I can get fresh roasted turkey RIGHT NOW!
And i feel one of my turns coming on ... the kind where you unhook and just LAY WASTE to a buffet. I'm gearing up for PMS time, or ovulating... something happens to me around this time of the month and it's just not natural ...
I'm like some terrifying turkey-eater monster ... my oven's on the blink (AGAIN!) and someone suggested that I bbq a bird tonight... I'm so excited right now I can't WAIT to get home and queue up my TURKEEE !!!