Seriously?

Do you see how long it has been since I updated my blog?  Are you wondering why?  Of course not...especially if you're an extrapounds member.  We all know how much we love to "conveniently" forget to blog when we're sitting on our ass, shoveling down Cheetos and wondering why our clothes are getting tight.

Yep, that's me.  I'm back.  "Hi, everyone!  My name is Katie and I'm a fatass."  Seriously.  It's bad.  275.  275!!!  Holy crap.  What the hell happened?  Well, I can tell you exactly what happened.  For two months I ate nothing but fast food.  "Surely, you jest," you're thinking.  Or perhaps, "She's exaggerating."  Oh no, my friend.  I jest you not.  I didn't cook for two months.  I gained 55 pounds because of it.  Why did I do that?  I have no freaking clue.  There must have been something off in my brain that allowed myself to not only poison myself with fast food daily, but my children as well.  My husband, who has never had a weight problem, in the past month has been TERRIBLY down on himself because of the weight he's gained.  It's my fault.  I mean, it's one thing to sabotage yourself and not care about yourself, but quite another to subject your children to it.  They don't have a choice.  It's either eat what I give them, or not eat at all.  Why did I think that was okay to do to them?  They have been sicker lately than they have been in a long time.  I know it's my fault.  I know it's because I haven't been feeding them the way I need to be. 

I can beat myself up about it all I want, but that's not going to change things.  The only way to change things is to buck up and do it.  Time to get off of my lazy ass, fill my kitchen with healthy, vitamin filled, good for you foods and cook my children the foods they're meant to eat!

I know I need some organization.  It's hard to sit there day after day and think, "So, what am I going to make today?"  So, we sat down as a family and came up with a plan.  Each day is going to have a theme.  All food eaten that day will stick to that theme.  Snacks will be on theme.  With that, I introduce you to kealoha's family food plan:

Steak Sunday
Meatless Monday
Lowfat Tuesday
Raw Wednesday
Vegan Thursday
Fish Friday
Sushi Saturday

Sushi Saturday was the kid's contribution to the plan.  Apparently we're eating sushi...all day long.  Yeah, so if you can think of a "breakfast sushi," I'd love to hear it! LOL