What the heck...

Okay, I'm not going to deny that I have been accused of being a hypochondriac once or twice in my life- though I am not one, mind you. It's just that my theory is that if you think something might happen it won't. You never hear of anyone being told they have some disease and then saying, Yeah, I thought that might happen. They are always shocked! So I stay one step ahead... But this time I really am falling apart. Keep in mind that I am 26, not 62. A week or so ago I bent down to pick something up and threw out my back. WTF. So, my shoulder/back muscle is basically f-ed and it really hurts to move it, though it is feeling much better now. Besides having to shampoo my hair and get dressed one-armed I can cope. Then, my ankle starts hurting. Why? I have no idea- I just figured it was from running. I went to the doc and am supposed to stay off of it and blah, blah, blah. Now, how am I supposed to exercise without a leg? I am going to have to reduce my calorie intake to match that of a sea cucumber or something. Dang it. And the running had been going well! Then on top of that, I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned and they told me I have to get braces to correct my bite or it will ruin my teeth. And that I have a deviated septum! My body is punishing me for not giving it ice cream! And chips and salsa! I guarantee if I were to go and eat junk food for a week my shoulder ankle jaw and septum would all heal. But I will not let you win, rebellious body of mine! Zucchini for you!!! Next week I have to go to the orthopedic doctor because they said there was some thickening of the bone on the x-ray of my poor ankle. Anyone know what that could mean? I have no idea. Anyways, good luck to everyone and have a good weekend!