Ok..... I am seriously done dating.... for forever! It is just getting to be a big pain in the butt. The one's I am interested in always end up totally blowing me off, and then the one's I am not so interested in always end up falling in love with me and then I have to be the "heart breaker" (yea, some guy actually told me that) and then I look like the bad guy.
Let me just give you JUST A FEW (out of many) examples on why I am very quickly losing my faith in all men right now (sorry, I am detail oriented, so it is going to be long).
1) So this guy I have been dating for like a month, the one I was having doubts about because of his age/distance/child/etc, just all of a sudden STOPPED calling. I saw him on a wednesday (like 2 weeks ago), and it was awful... all i did was lay in his bed while he worked in the other room.... total bore-fest. Then of COURSE I got upset. I wasn't even that bitchy though, I was just upset... and i cried in front of him for like a second, but that is all.... and then I apologized to him! I said "Oh, i'm sorry, im just really stressed out lately and I am PMSing, don't mind me." I didn't call him for a few days.... but that didn't mean I didn't want him to call me. So he hasnt called, texted, emailed, answered my calls or texts since then. So I called him on a blocked number today and he freaking answered the phone! I had to trick him into talking to me! I just couldn't believe it..... and THEN he tries to talk to me like nothing is wrong.... like,
A: Ohhhhh heeeey Jess!
A: How is you're new job going?
A: How is school? I know you were a little stressed out the last time we talked
Me: It is good.
A: Hey, sorry I never called you back, i've been suuuuuper busy.
Me: You've been busy???
A: ummm. yes. you know, with the cars and stuff. So anyways, what have you been up to??
Me: nothing. I need to go to the gym. I was just calling to see if you were still alive.
Are you kidding me?!? What the heck was that? I mean, there is obviously nothing wrong with me, but I would really like to know what is wrong with him for being such a butthead.
2) There is also this boy that I went on a few dates with a few years back that i am totally not interested in like that (he is nice, but he is a whiney wimp a lot of the time). He always calls me still, and always asks me to do stuff with him, and I always say, "ook, but just as friends right?" and he will say yea yea yea of course. So he got this new girlfriend and I thought, "great, he is finally over me, now i don't have to worry about it", so then he calls me the other night professing his love for me and I say "NO! this is unacceptable. I don't like you like that and you have a girlfriend!" and then he starts crying. CRYING. So... not... attractive...
3) Ex BF of 3 years, doucher ugly face Ryan STILL calls me (2 years later) and tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to him and I am the only one that believes in him and I was so good to him and every girl he dates he compares to me and I will always be the love of his life, etc, etc. And, I know that all of that is true, but it is just like get over it! Even if you hadnt have cheated on me with that disgusting toothless girl that you met off of craigslist, and even if you hadn't had disgusting pictures of naked girls on your phone (who he claimed we "just friends" and that they were "crazy and in love" with him... he couldn't help it if they sent him naked pictures), and even if you didn't have some pretend online love fantasy with some beezy in Florida, you would still be living with your parents, and you would still be ugly, and you would still be dumb as a stump, and you would still be a washed up college baseball player working at Baskin Robins, and I would have still broken up with you anyway.... so ummm.... NO THANK YOU!
4) Recently went on a date. It went good. Flirted, hugged, he was cute, I am cute... all that good stuff. Lunch- he paid, went for a walk- he picked me a flower and held my hand, sat by the beach- he put his arm around me... all tell tale signs things are going well. He also said (an exact quote) "This is really nice, you are a really good date
". Havnt heard from him in a few days, but no biggie, so I thought I would call him....
Me: Hey, so I had fun the other day and I wanted to thank you again.
N: No problem, I had a lot of fun too
Me: So do you think you would want to see me again?
N: Possibly, I am not sure when I could though
Me: Oh well I am driving through on Friday, so I thought I could make a pit stop to see you and we could go see a movie or have lunch or something
N: I will let you know, I think I have plans, but I will let you know for sure if I do.
Ok... ummmm..... SHADY! whatever. I am done. Done. done. DONE. I would just like to say that I am a catch, and I know I am a catch... and I do not put up with shit anymore.... and since guys are all full of caca bologna, i am done with them. So.... Unless I meet Mike from the Biggest Loser, I am not going out on any more dates ever.