05/09/2007 10:27
It's simple really.
Burn more calories than you consume.
What's so hard about that?
You may have noticed I haven't been posting my weigh ins lately.
My momma always told me if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. She needs to have a talk with my bathroom scale.
I knew my scale was moody but lately that bitch has gone psycho. Crazy psycho bitch scale. That's what I'll call her from now on.
I hope I haven't offended anyone by that comment. However, if you are a crazy psycho bitch and are offended please send my a private email and I'll personally apologize to you.
Take care,
Fatboy (no really, I am)
Posted By: Jerbo
05/09/2007 15:26
Hey.....I have that same scale!!!!
I thought I was the only one that had the crazy psycho bitch scale. But apparently it has sisters!!! And one of them resides in your house!! lmao.
Sorry about the scale stinking. Mine is too. Want to join my pity party?? I think I have a ton of people to invite but I hope you are one of them!!
Hang in....
K
05/12/2007 08:29
Mental
I think it is a mental thing. I keep telling myself to weigh myself just 1 time per week, on a Wednesday. Instead, I hop on it every morning, and sometimes at night.
Perhaps if you hopped on it really hard, knees tucked to your chest kind of jump, you'd bust it? Must be attempted outdoors.
If nothing else, you might feel good then!
