02/26/2006 14:19
Meow
My human says I must start keeping this blog to prove I am making a "real" effort to lose weight. I don't know why she doubts my sincerity. I mean, just because I shredded the bag of the vile low calorie "food" she bought then peed on it--what did she expect? Felines cannot live on free-range mice alone.
Anyway, my life is perfect the way it is. I have a nice toasty layer of flesh that cushions me nicely when I decide to roll from one side of the bed to the other, which is all the excercise I need.
My food for the day so far as of 9 a.m.:
2 cups of Meow Mix (my cup and my brother, Leo's)
1 oz. of mackerel from the top of the dog's dinner
10 laps of yogurt from human's bowl when she went to answer the phone
Excercise:
Walk to kitchen for breakfast
Walk back to bed for nap
Walk back to kitchen to steal dog's food
Walk back to bed for nap
Walk to dining room to steal human food
Leap to dining room table
Lapping up of yogurt
Walk back to bed for nap
Posted By: Hank Brown
02/27/2006 08:35
Cat's life
Well, Hank, you aren't the only cat that doesn't see a point in losing weight. My cat, Lelah, is as fat as they come, she snubs her nose at the low-fat food, and looks at me like I should be committed while I work out. She even has my other cats groom her to save energy. You two would make a wonderful love match! lol
02/27/2006 09:03
cats
So funny! My cats are on "kitty craig".
04/23/2006 16:55
You may as well be at goal!
With 0.1 to go to reach goal, you may as well start maintenance now! So glad to see all your hard kitty work has paid off! Great work!
04/27/2006 13:04
Nice!
You are doing so fine, I am sure you will get your goal! Have You consired how to reward yourself after that?
May I add You in my blogs Frieds-list, pleeeeeeeaase? :)
03/20/2007 23:49
Who knew!!
This blog is just tooooo funny!! 
My hubby not only wanted to put me on a diet, he put the kitties on a diet too!! So, Hank any pointers for the human in charge of two fat kitties' diets? ...That won't get them peed on. 
