How The Hell Did My Life Come To This
Forget the weight loss this week....I must be retaining more water than the levys in New Orleans. I'm up 2 more lbs. WTH?
Or it could be the brownies I HAD to have...ugh...Or because I was so horribly broke all month I had to eat what I could afford instead of what I needed to eat.
I opened my yahoo email account this morning and it seems that I must have seriously misjudged ole blue eyes because there was an email there from him. Sent Friday...
<<<HI, Sorry I haven't written,......I have been real busy at work, and also at home, trying to get the kids down with a normal routine starting school......what have you been doing?>>>>>
This is after 2 weeks of emails saying Hello Beautiful and sending them almost hourly to several times a day to nothing for a entire week after we set up a date...WTH?? Men are seriously weird. I think I have constructed an email back to him as I would never be so rude as to leave an email unanswered for a week....
Let me know what ya'll think..
Hello,
Look you lowlife macho bastard, athough I may look sweet from my pictures and I teach preschool, I think you have seriously underestimated who you are f'ing with.
I am not lacking in the brains department although from the pictures you have posted of your Big Harley edition F250 truck and your not one but two Harley motorcycles, I must assume you are seriously over compensating for something.
I am also a busy single parent and I work 2 jobs and attend school fulltime in addition to my hobies of taking my son to baseball practices, scouts, and school and I can also remember when I make a definite date with someone. See attached emails from week before.... How am I able to remember so much and get it all done you may ask...It's called a CALENDAR dude, get one!!
Oh! Before you try to blow more smoke up my behind and keep me hanging on a string while you are fishing for more, and messing with the minds of other more deserving females let me also inform you that it is possible to have more than one identity on the singleparentmeet.com site. You can check and see when someone was last active.
It's amazing that about the same time you turned to vapor on me that you became active again on that site. Daily. While I have no say or interest in who else you are seeing or talking to I will say that I don't appreciate being told how busy you are while you were obviously not to busy to check for women on the site.
I'm a grown up, if I'm to fat, or bitchy, or you found an easier girl just say so. What's the worse that I can do? Tell you to F off and die? I'm sure you've heard it before.
Have a good day and write soon,
Leah
What do you think, to subtle?
As if I haven't been humiliated enough I am spending my Sunday afternoon dog sitting. Yep there's a new man in my life. He has beautiful thick red hair. The most gorgeous brown eyes and he actually drools when he sees me. He also has a body odor problem and should be bald soon at the rate he's shedding. OMG!! I am so not used to a dog in the house. How the hell do you cook with a huge creature like this that wants to put his paws on the counter tops and table....EEEEWWWWWW!!!
Can you frebreeze a dog?