Hey I can do skinny people stuff

First confession time, I sucked at exercising this week!!  We finally got our 100 degree weather and our 90% humidity that has been missing all summer.  My total exercise for the past 7 days consisted of 1- 5 mile walk, and 1 bout with the Evil Exercise Ball, and one pilates workout.  The results  no weight loss:P

Being in the house all week is not good for me.  I am like the ADD kid who is denied recess, I just freak out and  go bananas...lol

So I had to teach tax class this week too.  I thought I'd be cute and send my 'freind' a teasing text message.  I did  it on Monday with my cell phone and then went to work.  Well got to work and never heard from him, and didn't think much about it decided he must be out of town all week.  I got ready to go back to work Friday night and looked in my brief case for said cellphone...Not there, opps, not good.  Decided I must have left it at work.  Nope not there either.  Where else have I been?  My moms....uh oh....hope he didn't send a message back.  I was kind of ticked at myself because this usually signals a big bout of ADD stupid ass behaviors on my part.  You know I just can't focus...lol....I have already lost one cell phone this summer.  ACK!!

Well I got home Friday night and there was a message from my friend "Why haven't you answered my text messages?"  OMG!!  I had to send him a message back letting him know I had lost yet another cellphone so was now without one.  (I hate telling people when I do something so stupid!)  Now I'm imagining my mom over there at her house picking up my phone which is identical to hers and wondering who this person is asking her if 'they can come over to play'...OMG   blush...blush.....

Fast forward to Sunday...more ADD moments...I get ready to take ds to a birthday party because even tho' it's his dads weekend...I have to take ds because obviously since the Troll has a broken leg, the Crypt Keeper must stay by his side and if my son wants a social life it's up to me to give up my weekend and chauffer him. (he went to a birthday party saturday too).  I pick up ds to go to the party and my seat starts ringing...OMG!!  It's my phone, I found it...and the battery is still charged. :)  I take ds to the party and sit out in 100 heat making small talk while little sticky babies pat on my legs....I finally get ds home and I'm so elated that I jump out of my jeep and lock the doors.  With the keys still in the ignition....OH NO!!!  Of course the doors to the house are locked, the windows are locked and the alarm is on....ggggrrrrr   I have a friend who has a house key and she should be back in town around 9 pm tonight.  AARRGGGHHHH

I look in the old truck to see if there is by chance a house key in it.  NO no house key but you know what I did find.  Yep, you guessed  it MY OTHER CELL PHONE!!!!  Yippie!!!

Aw crap now I will have 3 as I just bought another one....gggrrrrrr It should be delived Tuesday....aww hell!!

So now I'm sitting in the 100 degree heat trying to figure out how the heck to get into my own house.....I look at the garage door and wonder....hmmmm  I think you can lift it up a few inches before the catch locks.....I lift it and it doesn't even open as high as my shins...I bend down and look and think nope, I'll get stuck and if it falls I'll lie here and bleed to death before anyone will find me.  Then I think  I could go get a neighbor kid to crawl under while I hold it up....I walk up and down my driveway so I can see the neighbors...all of them are gone...sooooo  I laid on the ground and scooted right under the garage door!!!!  whhoooohoooo  I had room to spare!!!  Yay !!  I'm not so fat after all!!!

My door into the house from the garage was unlocked so I got  into the house, went outside with spare jeep key to get other keys out of the jeep and my cat was so excited about all the time I had spent outside with her while trying to figure out a way into the house she has gone out and gotten a love sacrafice to lay on our door step.  UGH!!

I'm taking this as a sign that exercise helps keep me focused so I will not skip anymore!!!  LOL

So how was your week?.  .....

Wowzer!

What an exciting weekend. I could definately picture your mother (not that I know what she looks like) seeing your celly! LOL  I've always wanted to get under a garage door :( Good for you! - at least you made some good out of your situation! I went to buys me this beautiful scale yesterday, you should have seen it...it was brown marble, gorgeous! It was around 60 bucks but I decided to get it and sacrifice 3 or 4 candles I was gonna get anyway. LOL I'm not using it everyday like I thought I would-so it's turning out okay! Well GL on your excising, it seems very essential to you LoL - Try not to let the weather hold ya back, I know its hard. -Liz

Have a great day!

What an exciting weekend. Good Luck on your exercising! I know you can stay focused!  The image of you skooching under the garage door had me giggling. 

careful!

So it's THAT easy to break into your house?!  lol.  just kidding.  I've had to do similar crazy stuff in the past to get into mine.  Now everyone I know has a key. 

I got a chuckle over your ideas of your mom reading your messages.  It reminded me of something that happened years ago. 

I went on a date with an idiot many moons ago when I was young (and thin) and still lived with my parents, and the fruit loop left a LONG message on the family answering machine about what a fabulous time he had.  When I realized my mom had heard the message before I did, I was frozen in fear of what he might have said.   He said he would love to see me again, blah blah blah.... He went on and on FOREVER.  Interesting since he spent 80% of the date in the bathroom, and I had my friends show up at the club to help get me out of there!  ACK!  Blind dates can be such a blast!