What are these dents in my arms?
I was reaching over one arm with the other one today and noticed something weird...What the hell is this dent in my arm on the inside near my elbow?? OMG!!! Am I sick?? Is it a tumor??? Am I dying?? Oh hell no! Hey I'm getting muscles Dude!!! Heck I'm getting 'cut'!!! Heh, can you tell I spend all my time with 10 year old boys??
I am motivated to work out more. Mr Hottie has been less than attentive the last few days so I am ignoring him for a while and going on a date with someone new this week. (Not that we have a committed relationship or anything, but damn he's HOT)
I mean how dare he have other interests or a life or God forbid be dating some skinny, bleached blonde bimbo. I don't know that is what he's doing but that is where my 'fat' mind goes.
Anyway since I am like a bazillion years old I figure I shouldn't sit home waiting for another time we can get together and totally miss out on life.
So for the first time in years I'm going riding on a Harley!!! Whooo hooo!!! I gotta go find my helmet!! It'll be nice to go for a ride. When I was 265 lbs The Troll, my evil ex, refused to take me, told me I would blow out his rear tire. Of course the fact that he weighed more and was the same height was never an issue at all... Maybe I'll get Mr Ex Cop biker dude to ride me by the trolls cave so we can wave and him and his broke down Harley!!! Sometimes it's just impossible to be the 'bigger' person. Life is sweet!

