I wanted to thank everyone who responded to yesterdays blog :) Your encouraging comments on not only my weight loss but my 'mean mom' approach to parenting help more than you know.
In response to your questions:
Moonflower-I actually don't need the Epsom salts, tomorrow I may even attempt the Killer Exercise Ball again :) Today is Windsor Pilates Buns and Thighs workout.
Alisa-Thanks for the link www.rosemond.com I printed the bill of rights for ds bedroom door. The next time he slams it he may read them out loud. If that doesn't work he can write them...10X each...:)
Kache-Today's torture is my most evil ever. If he wakes up in a bad mood I'm going to wear a bathing suit to his team party and get in the pool and swim with his little buddies.....:) That should mortify him into silence for a good 10 years or more. muhahahaha.... Did I mention I didn't shave my legs in the last 2 days....I may forego that pleasure and then mention it to everyone in front of him....HAH!
The little Prince of Darkness is sleeping still and it's after 9 am. I hope I have my sweet adorable kind little boy back this morning. If not I have my Windsor Pilates Buns and Thighs DVD ready to go and an extra exercise band. I'll make him do it along with me. Then I plan to mow the yard this afternoon. It'd be nice to have some help.
So what if he's allergic to grass. I betcha with a big enough dose of Benadryl he'd be okay. His dad lets him mow the yard over there at his cave. Dad's wife (commonly refered to as The Crypt Keeper) even pays the little monster. Of course over there they have a 1/5 of an acre lot and a riding lawnmower. Here we have all kinds of added thrills, it's a one acre lot with hills and gullies and monsterous moles who have chewed up about 1/2 of it. Then there are the bonuses of chiggers, trees, poison ivy and occasionally snakes. Did I mention it's all mowed with a $99 dollar Walmart pushmower? No self -propelled on that baby, no way.
Now where's a sharp stick, I may open the door to The Pit...(ds room) and poke him to see if he can sit up....LOL
Posted By: LOCO Leah
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06/25/2006 19:52
My 13 year old dinklebird
He actually came home without a crappy attitude yesterday. Usually, when he visits the Flatlands, he comes home all crabby. I actually like the idea of making the little yayhoo write something educational when he acts like a poop. I think I'll try that myself!!
Who am I to say "you've missed your calling"? but doggone it you have missed your calling...ha ha ha.
You are too funny, you ALMOST make me wish I had a son to torture...only kidding..o.O {fingers crossed behind back}, yip Im only kidding.. o.O {remember the finger thing}
You are doing beautifully, and if you ever need word's of encouragement from your little sweetie petey, just torture him with your E. Ball DVD, do I recall reading a "YOUR NOT FAT!!" comment? You know kids tell the truth at the oddest times..lol.
I wish you well with Mr. Hottie, and if you ever need a mister in between, I have a blonde haired, blue eyed, hottie you can borrow...uh? dont tell him I said that, but, hey! we women have to stick together, men are just our pawns in this game of life.
Honey if your reading this, which I know your not....NAH NAH NA NAH NAHHHHHHH Im going to loan you ouuuuuuuuuuut! and its nothing...opps! here he comes, blog ya later, Im out!
Thanks for the offer of your Mr Hottie but I have sworn off Blonde men, they always think they are allowed to sleep with my best friend.
Except in the case of The Troll, he went a different route and chose his second cousin (all together now...EEEWWWWW)....whom he kept trying to make me be friends with...lol .....see he was trying to stick to the pattern....
My real weakness is Redheaded guys, Big burly RED headed guys with goatees....ummm hmmmmmm
Of course My Mr HOTTIE is neither blonde or RED headed....But he's bee u tee ful....I know you don't use that for a man but he is....And quiet and soft spoken and built like a greek statue!!! LOL
To bad neither of us has time for a 'real' relationship. But Friends with Benefits works better with my personality and schedule. I don't like having people plan things for me...
