Return of the Killer Exercise Ball
My son is driving me NUTS!
I told him if he was going to whine all day stay in his room. He's mad because I wouldn't let him go on a road trip with the evil check withholding troll. Never mind the fact that the trolls boss has forbid anymore riders on trips. Never mind the fact that it's my weekend. Never mind the fact that dad was going to encourage my son to break the rules.
I'm just mean. I was told by my 10 year old that saying no wasn't just my hobby it was my talent!!! That statement was followed by his door slamming shut. OOOhhhhh I wanted to beat his butt, but we all know that isn't allowed. So I got the exercise ball out and it did it for me... Yup call Social Services and the Child Protection League...I put my snarky 10 year old uber jock son on the ball...muhhhaaahaha
I put in the DVD and he was giggling like a girl. Bouncing up and down and telling me ....'This is to easy."
The following is a rundown of his comments...(yes I'm horrible I sat here working on my photo gallery and wrote down every word he uttered while secretly laughing to myself...)
1 min into DVD Owwww!
3 min- Hey, this is hard!
5 min- Are these people crazy?
5 min 30 seconds: Did I mention this is hard?
6 min- THAT WAS THE WARM UP...?!?!
7 min...Whoooaaa ....aaaahhh ..........SPLAT
me- snickersnicker ..
9 min....Mom Can you get the ball back for me? I can't get up...
9min 30 seconds...Mom Why do you do this??
9 min 45 seconds........ You're NOT FAT!!
10 min......This is stupid....Can I have a sandwich??
10 min 15 seconds...This is dumb, I'm not doing it...
10 min 30 seconds...Ds is now lying prone on the floor..gasping like a fish out of water... You can't really do this can you?
LMAO... Yes the exercise ball is evil but sometimes evil can be used for good...Ds forgot he was mad at me...LOL
To add insult to injury I then did the whole Ab Assault workout in front of ds. It's a good darn thing I'm all healed from the first work out. Now would someone please come over and drag me from my bed in the morning. I'm sure I won't be able to sit up again.
LMAO :)