SATURDAY NIGHT DRINKIE!
well hello! hello! I am sitting , ready to go out! I am soooo early! =-) ha ha ha i can not help it. i love getting all dressing up in my little outfits and just having fun! ***sip***
WOW! GREAT DRINK! Captain Morgans and diet pepsi! NO CARBS!! GREAT DRINK! =-)
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I went out on Wednesday. And a guy I know was going on and on about how he missed the BIG JENNIFER! He is a nice guy that likes heavier women. He was like now I can just pick you up BOOM no problem! AND HE DID (((TWICE))) straight over his head and then he dropped down to the floor and then back up again! He bruised the piss out of my ribs! he was very sorry the next evening!
I have another guy friend that was SUPPOSED to be leaving for New York. However his momther's health is keeping him here in Texas for a bit. But on thursday we celebrated his decision to leave texas and explore life!! =-) I called him tonight and asked what state he was in. He said HELL... and I said THAT'S A STATE???? he was referring to texas. man, i love texas. i am partial though! *****big sip!*****
Let's see last night a whole big group of us went out! I love the song TOUCH ME by samantha fox... old 80's! but i love it and they have it.. but the dj would not play it unless my hubby (((GOD LOVE HIM!!))) danced with me! SO of course I drug him out there with 6 of my girlffriends! ha ha ha he was in heaven! *sip*
my best friend just told me that someone in her bar (a customer) said that she would be beautiful if she lost 100 pounds! =-( what is up with people these days! i do not get it. SHE IS GORGEOUS!!
I love my new body... even though my boobs look like 2 empty tube socks with tennis balls in the end! A GOOD BRA MAKES THEM LOOK PRETTY THOUGH! LOL
I love my new body! i love the fact that i can wear a 7/8 ROCKIES! I love the fact that I am in a small pants! and small shirts! I love that men and women look at me and think she's pretty! OR ON A BAD DAY --- IT MIGHT BE FUCKIN BITCH!! LOL just kidding! ****sip**** but people have a bad habit of judging people from the outside. one of my best friends last night said that i have a beautiful soul and that just makes everything else EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL! **sip** i love her! she is freaking awesome!!!
I'll be right back. must go smoke! =-) i know bad jennifer... bad jennifer... spanky! spanky! OH NEVERMIND!!
ok! i am back! had to make myself another drinkie! i love my drinkies! ummmm! trying to think! man! i love going out and being social! i really do! i am addicted to it! i love talking and flirting and just being me!
I am actually taking a cab out to the bar tonight! oh my lord! i just called and they said they had a bunch of calls already! DAMN! all those drunk people needing rides!! BAW HAW! that's me! well, i am not drunk..... yet! but if i drink anything! i do not get behind the wheel!
norman is at a birthday party! we went to the wedding and there is a chance that barbara and harley will be out later.... so! i told her i'd be there! plus another one of my friends that I have been trying and trying to get out there is FINALLY coming out.
she is such a COOL mom. she told me that she is taking her daughter to get her lip pierced. WOW! man, most moms would be like HELL NO! but this chic is too freaking cool! i went to school with her. we took accounting about a year ago together... and she hasn't been able to get rid of me! just kidding, deni! i love her. she is down to earth and so so so sweet!
did i tell y'all that i went to a BOOBY bar?!?!?!? OMG!! it was funny as shit! ***sip*** about a year ago.. i was at southern nights, where i hang out... and i do NOT know how the conversation went there... but it did... and i informed the group that my hubby and i were socializing with that i had not ever been to a booby bar. why would i ??? it wasn't a dick bar... boobs are ok.. but ... come on! =-) ha ha ha LOL anyway, i went to the restroom and came back and everyone was packing up! i was like.. where is everyone going... and my HUBBY informed me that we were going to a gentleman's club!! OMG! i died. well... it was 12:30am... and the bar was 30 minutes away. so i figured that i can survive anything for an hour. we arrived.. and I WAS SOOOOO SCARED! isn't that funny! i was freaking terrified! I walked in... NO WEIRD LOOKS at all! I guess women do go! i walked in and went straight to the bathroom! saw a couple of girls along the way.. not anything too bad.. so i thought OH I CAN DO THIS! well, i came out and my hubby had saved me a seat CENTER STAGE!! CRAP!!!!! i sat down, and the 1st girl came out to do her thing! =-) ok! GUYS you know it is bad when she climbed the pole to the fucking ceiling and hung there! ALL I KEPT SAYING WAS SHE IS SWEATY AND SHE IS GOING TO SLIP AND FALL... I WAS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HER SAFETY! my hubby laughed his butt off! then... i go to the potty again.. i come back and MY HUBBY has ordered my a lap dance. I died! GUYS I WAS BIG and these girls were tiny! AND STRANGELY ENOUGH THEY ALL SMELLED LIKE SWEET TARTS! ***sip*** then... my hubby asked me who i wanted... oh god... i looked around and i did not know what to freaking say! i choose a brunette that looked SAFE and tame! YEAH I WAS FUCKING WRONG! i told her to take it easy on me because i had not ever done anything like this! she said OK.. if that was EZ, i'd hate to see her really set her mind to doing something! i received my 2nd kiss from a woman... my hubby LOVED it! he laughed and laughed! then.. i thought shit ! I am big a can clamp my legs together and my ...uhhh.... WHOHA!! will be safe! NOT!!! OMG! when did she put the vibrator in her mouth?!??!?!?! yeah! i died! i was soooooo embarressed! YEP! Norman was turned on BEYOND belief and I got LAID ---- PROPERLY ---- that night! =-) I hope that was a funny sory and not too MUCH INFO!!!!
*****BIG SIP *****
OK! smoke break! b right back!
gotta pee. hold on!
i am back! ok! i think that i need to go put on finshing touches and get ready! Norman is a t a b-day party, and he will be out later! i love you all!
Love, Jen
