for all the LOVE JEN fans

well hello!  i was told by a certain someone (skinny) =-)  that i needed to blog.  she told me that i have friends out there that miss my "friday drinkie" stories!  =-)  LOL  oh lord me on the computer getting drunk.  OK OK OK ....  it is wednesday --- i realize that HOWEVER --- it is the summer and I love to party during my summers!!!!   =-)  it is a must for a teacher.  BAW HAW   oh oh... hold on... have to go make myself another drinkie!!!  =-)

DONE!!!  =-)

WOW!  Strong!  =-)  i know that i am not supposed to drink after my bypass...  but hey... it doesn't hurt me and i CAN tolerate the alcohol! so i am happy!   ***SIP!!!***   although i have to be careul... maybe times..  i get drunker than i anticipate...  i do not mean to... but it just hits me all at once.  i am dealing with it.. and it is not serious because I am always with someone i trust.  i am happy guys!  i am rally happy!  i am a size 9/10 in a regular NO STRETCH dress!  OMG!!  FUNNY STORY!!!

last saturday night, norman and i went to the bar.  we had a blast hanging out with several member of BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse).  BILL is my favorite.  He is this big ole' boker sweet as honey LOVES me MY SON and my hubby -- just like we were his family!  WELL!  2am rolls around and I happen to be in my 7/8 rockies!  (((these jeans are so tight AIR couldn't get in them with me!!))  so it is 2am....  ***sip!***  and i go outside and BILL is getting on his SHADOW!!  I was like "OH I WANT A RIDE!"  omg!  he was like get on.  i HAVE NOT EVER RIDDEN ON A MOTORCYCLE!  NEVER!!!  ((FUNNY PART!!))  --- my jeans were so tight that i could not get me let over the cycle to get on.  i had to have guys  ((including hubby)) life my leg to get me on!!  HA HA HA HA HA  i rode the 1st part of the ride CLUTCHING BILL with my head down!  I WAS SCUUUURRREDD!!!   but then i loosened up and ......  i enjoyed it!!!

i know that you all miss my dumb ass stories.  I am sorry that i do not blog more.  I have discovered the freedom in being smaller and healthier... unfortunately it takes me away from sitting on my butt blogging.   ***SIP!***

I am happy!  i really am!  this has been a life changing experience.  I swear 2 of my kids from about 4 and 5 years ago came into my dad's office for insurance!  i walked ... not even realizing that they wouldn't ***SIP!** recognize who i was!!!  I grabbed both children in a hug! i had to explain who i was!  =-)  oh sweet god -- do i really look that different...  ???   the dad kept looking at me going NO... NO... THAT ISN'T HER!  =-)

***** BIG SIP! *****

ok!  ummmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!    I have been partying a lot!  I usually go out on WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, and SATURDAY!  but i remain sober and rested on the rest of the days!!   ha ha ha ha  THIS IS MY SUMMER!  i love having fun!  And I (((as well as my hubby **wink **wink))) are enjoying my NEW body!!

***MY VICE***  I smoke!   ((whisper! whisper!))  i need a cig!  brb

i am back! i know! i know! bad jen! bad jen!  i am going to wait b4 i make myself ANOTHER drink!  CAPTAIN AND DIET PEPSI!  The best drinkie EVER!  i love it!  it doesn't add to my ass!  ha ha ha  yes! i still have my butt!  good lord!  141 pounds down and i STILL have a butt!!  my boobs!?!?!?  yeah right!  they look like 2 empty socks with tennis balls at the end!  NO LIE! 

I am going to a wedding on Saturday!  i bought a beautiful navy strapless formal to wear!  i do not ever fill out the bust!  SAD! SAD!  it is sad!  have i waited long enough??? is it time to make another drink????  ha ha ha ha NOPE NOT YET!  i am definately having fun typing about my experiences.

OH GUYS!   i know many of you want to see FULL body shots!  i am working on it!!  I SWEAR!  AREN'T we SWIMKAT?!?!?  she has been helping me! 

i am wearing a black number tonight!  i go out to my little bar!  i love SOUTHERN NIGHTS!  it is a "hole in the wall"...  but i feel safe there and i have fun!  =-)

DRINKIE TIME!!!!  brb

AAAHHHHH!!! that's the ticket!  ha ha ha 

ok ok ok!  so!  i hope that all of you are doing absolutely FANTASTIC!  OMG! I did not even mention my sex life!  OMG!  HOW UNLIKE ME!!  LOL  my sex life is incredible!  i can do shit now (standing up!!) that i never thought possible! HA HA HA HA  

i love you all!  i need to go finish getting ready!  BE SAFE!  BE HAPPY!  and enjoy life **** NO MATTER WHAT SIZE YOU ARE!! ****  life it too short!

love, Jen