well hello! hello! I am sitting , ready to go out! I am soooo early! =-) ha ha ha i can not help it. i love getting all dressing up in my little outfits and just having fun! ***sip***
WOW! GREAT DRINK! Captain Morgans and diet pepsi! NO CARBS!! GREAT DRINK! =-)
***sip***
I went out on Wednesday. And a guy I know was going on and on about how he missed the BIG JENNIFER! He is a nice guy that likes heavier women. He was like now I can just pick you up BOOM no problem! AND HE DID (((TWICE))) straight over his head and then he dropped down to the floor and then back up again! He bruised the piss out of my ribs! he was very sorry the next evening!
I have another guy friend that was SUPPOSED to be leaving for New York. However his momther's health is keeping him here in Texas for a bit. But on thursday we celebrated his decision to leave texas and explore life!! =-) I called him tonight and asked what state he was in. He said HELL... and I said THAT'S A STATE???? he was referring to texas. man, i love texas. i am partial though! *****big sip!*****
Let's see last night a whole big group of us went out! I love the song TOUCH ME by samantha fox... old 80's! but i love it and they have it.. but the dj would not play it unless my hubby (((GOD LOVE HIM!!))) danced with me! SO of course I drug him out there with 6 of my girlffriends! ha ha ha he was in heaven! *sip*
my best friend just told me that someone in her bar (a customer) said that she would be beautiful if she lost 100 pounds! =-( what is up with people these days! i do not get it. SHE IS GORGEOUS!!
I love my new body... even though my boobs look like 2 empty tube socks with tennis balls in the end! A GOOD BRA MAKES THEM LOOK PRETTY THOUGH! LOL
I love my new body! i love the fact that i can wear a 7/8 ROCKIES! I love the fact that I am in a small pants! and small shirts! I love that men and women look at me and think she's pretty! OR ON A BAD DAY --- IT MIGHT BE FUCKIN BITCH!! LOL just kidding! ****sip**** but people have a bad habit of judging people from the outside. one of my best friends last night said that i have a beautiful soul and that just makes everything else EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL! **sip** i love her! she is freaking awesome!!!
I'll be right back. must go smoke! =-) i know bad jennifer... bad jennifer... spanky! spanky! OH NEVERMIND!!
ok! i am back! had to make myself another drinkie! i love my drinkies! ummmm! trying to think! man! i love going out and being social! i really do! i am addicted to it! i love talking and flirting and just being me!
I am actually taking a cab out to the bar tonight! oh my lord! i just called and they said they had a bunch of calls already! DAMN! all those drunk people needing rides!! BAW HAW! that's me! well, i am not drunk..... yet! but if i drink anything! i do not get behind the wheel!
norman is at a birthday party! we went to the wedding and there is a chance that barbara and harley will be out later.... so! i told her i'd be there! plus another one of my friends that I have been trying and trying to get out there is FINALLY coming out.
she is such a COOL mom. she told me that she is taking her daughter to get her lip pierced. WOW! man, most moms would be like HELL NO! but this chic is too freaking cool! i went to school with her. we took accounting about a year ago together... and she hasn't been able to get rid of me! just kidding, deni! i love her. she is down to earth and so so so sweet!
did i tell y'all that i went to a BOOBY bar?!?!?!? OMG!! it was funny as shit! ***sip*** about a year ago.. i was at southern nights, where i hang out... and i do NOT know how the conversation went there... but it did... and i informed the group that my hubby and i were socializing with that i had not ever been to a booby bar. why would i ??? it wasn't a dick bar... boobs are ok.. but ... come on! =-) ha ha ha LOL anyway, i went to the restroom and came back and everyone was packing up! i was like.. where is everyone going... and my HUBBY informed me that we were going to a gentleman's club!! OMG! i died. well... it was 12:30am... and the bar was 30 minutes away. so i figured that i can survive anything for an hour. we arrived.. and I WAS SOOOOO SCARED! isn't that funny! i was freaking terrified! I walked in... NO WEIRD LOOKS at all! I guess women do go! i walked in and went straight to the bathroom! saw a couple of girls along the way.. not anything too bad.. so i thought OH I CAN DO THIS! well, i came out and my hubby had saved me a seat CENTER STAGE!! CRAP!!!!! i sat down, and the 1st girl came out to do her thing! =-) ok! GUYS you know it is bad when she climbed the pole to the fucking ceiling and hung there! ALL I KEPT SAYING WAS SHE IS SWEATY AND SHE IS GOING TO SLIP AND FALL... I WAS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HER SAFETY! my hubby laughed his butt off! then... i go to the potty again.. i come back and MY HUBBY has ordered my a lap dance. I died! GUYS I WAS BIG and these girls were tiny! AND STRANGELY ENOUGH THEY ALL SMELLED LIKE SWEET TARTS! ***sip*** then... my hubby asked me who i wanted... oh god... i looked around and i did not know what to freaking say! i choose a brunette that looked SAFE and tame! YEAH I WAS FUCKING WRONG! i told her to take it easy on me because i had not ever done anything like this! she said OK.. if that was EZ, i'd hate to see her really set her mind to doing something! i received my 2nd kiss from a woman... my hubby LOVED it! he laughed and laughed! then.. i thought shit ! I am big a can clamp my legs together and my ...uhhh.... WHOHA!! will be safe! NOT!!! OMG! when did she put the vibrator in her mouth?!??!?!?! yeah! i died! i was soooooo embarressed! YEP! Norman was turned on BEYOND belief and I got LAID ---- PROPERLY ---- that night! =-) I hope that was a funny sory and not too MUCH INFO!!!!
*****BIG SIP *****
OK! smoke break! b right back!
gotta pee. hold on!
i am back! ok! i think that i need to go put on finshing touches and get ready! Norman is a t a b-day party, and he will be out later! i love you all!
well hello! i was told by a certain someone (skinny) =-) that i needed to blog. she told me that i have friends out there that miss my "friday drinkie" stories! =-) LOL oh lord me on the computer getting drunk. OK OK OK .... it is wednesday --- i realize that HOWEVER --- it is the summer and I love to party during my summers!!!! =-) it is a must for a teacher. BAW HAW oh oh... hold on... have to go make myself another drinkie!!! =-)
DONE!!! =-)
WOW! Strong! =-) i know that i am not supposed to drink after my bypass... but hey... it doesn't hurt me and i CAN tolerate the alcohol! so i am happy! ***SIP!!!*** although i have to be careul... maybe times.. i get drunker than i anticipate... i do not mean to... but it just hits me all at once. i am dealing with it.. and it is not serious because I am always with someone i trust. i am happy guys! i am rally happy! i am a size 9/10 in a regular NO STRETCH dress! OMG!! FUNNY STORY!!!
last saturday night, norman and i went to the bar. we had a blast hanging out with several member of BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse). BILL is my favorite. He is this big ole' boker sweet as honey LOVES me MY SON and my hubby -- just like we were his family! WELL! 2am rolls around and I happen to be in my 7/8 rockies! (((these jeans are so tight AIR couldn't get in them with me!!)) so it is 2am.... ***sip!*** and i go outside and BILL is getting on his SHADOW!! I was like "OH I WANT A RIDE!" omg! he was like get on. i HAVE NOT EVER RIDDEN ON A MOTORCYCLE! NEVER!!! ((FUNNY PART!!)) --- my jeans were so tight that i could not get me let over the cycle to get on. i had to have guys ((including hubby)) life my leg to get me on!! HA HA HA HA HA i rode the 1st part of the ride CLUTCHING BILL with my head down! I WAS SCUUUURRREDD!!! but then i loosened up and ...... i enjoyed it!!!
i know that you all miss my dumb ass stories. I am sorry that i do not blog more. I have discovered the freedom in being smaller and healthier... unfortunately it takes me away from sitting on my butt blogging. ***SIP!***
I am happy! i really am! this has been a life changing experience. I swear 2 of my kids from about 4 and 5 years ago came into my dad's office for insurance! i walked ... not even realizing that they wouldn't ***SIP!** recognize who i was!!! I grabbed both children in a hug! i had to explain who i was! =-) oh sweet god -- do i really look that different... ??? the dad kept looking at me going NO... NO... THAT ISN'T HER! =-)
***** BIG SIP! *****
ok! ummmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!! I have been partying a lot! I usually go out on WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, and SATURDAY! but i remain sober and rested on the rest of the days!! ha ha ha ha THIS IS MY SUMMER! i love having fun! And I (((as well as my hubby **wink **wink))) are enjoying my NEW body!!
***MY VICE*** I smoke! ((whisper! whisper!)) i need a cig! brb
i am back! i know! i know! bad jen! bad jen! i am going to wait b4 i make myself ANOTHER drink! CAPTAIN AND DIET PEPSI! The best drinkie EVER! i love it! it doesn't add to my ass! ha ha ha yes! i still have my butt! good lord! 141 pounds down and i STILL have a butt!! my boobs!?!?!? yeah right! they look like 2 empty socks with tennis balls at the end! NO LIE!
I am going to a wedding on Saturday! i bought a beautiful navy strapless formal to wear! i do not ever fill out the bust! SAD! SAD! it is sad! have i waited long enough??? is it time to make another drink???? ha ha ha ha NOPE NOT YET! i am definately having fun typing about my experiences.
OH GUYS! i know many of you want to see FULL body shots! i am working on it!! I SWEAR! AREN'T we SWIMKAT?!?!? she has been helping me!
i am wearing a black number tonight! i go out to my little bar! i love SOUTHERN NIGHTS! it is a "hole in the wall"... but i feel safe there and i have fun! =-)
DRINKIE TIME!!!! brb
AAAHHHHH!!! that's the ticket! ha ha ha
ok ok ok! so! i hope that all of you are doing absolutely FANTASTIC! OMG! I did not even mention my sex life! OMG! HOW UNLIKE ME!! LOL my sex life is incredible! i can do shit now (standing up!!) that i never thought possible! HA HA HA HA
i love you all! i need to go finish getting ready! BE SAFE! BE HAPPY! and enjoy life **** NO MATTER WHAT SIZE YOU ARE!! **** life it too short!
Hello all! I just wanted to kinda touch base. I had someone message me that used to read my extrapounds blog. How funny that she bacame a "fan"... =-) LOL funny! Anyhoo... it reminded me of how much I used to blog. I need to kinda get you all up to date on everything. I have been really busy LIVING and LOVING life!! I weighed in this morning at 148.4. I have lost a total of 137.6 pounds. I am still trying to get my camera to work! I have pics on my phone BUT.. I can not get them to my computer! CRAP! I so want you guys to see me! FUNNY! I never ever ever thought I'd b 148! I am 9 pounds from the goal the DOC sent for me. I am currently working for my dad until the end of July! I am enjoying it. I received my Property and Casulaty License this summer. I can now legally sell insurance in the state of texas! =-) ha ha ha I am going to PORT ARANSAS later on this month.. and I am taking my beautiful hubby to SEA WORLD for his birthday in August! It'll be great to be thin and be able to ENJOY an amuzement park!! Other than that... I think you all the rest has been just me SHOPPING (new clothes)! I can wear my 7/8 ROCKIES! Which is toooo cool! I hope that you all are doing well! Love, Jen
I am at goal! I am so happy! I bought a size 8 pants at Wally world yesterday! This is tooo cool. SWIMKAT is trying to help me be able to load up pics! I swear I am trying!!! Love, Jen
Hello! =-) I just wanted to check in! GOOD LORD! It has been to long.. BUT GUYS! I am living and loving life. I have to be honest!! I love being thin! YEAH! I would encourage anyone that can get the surgery... GET THE SURGERY! It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worth it! I am 134 pounds lighter from my highest weight! I am in a 9/10 Rockeies.. Most my shirts are SMALLS, and all my skirts are mediums! I love it! I look great.. I have an AWESOME sex life! OH HELL YES!!!! GREAT! I have a different phone.. and it will not let me send the pics to my email then I would transfer them here. I am going to figure out a way because I WANT YOU ALL TO SEE ME!! THE NEW ME!
OMG! I get flirted with alot!!! HOLY CRAP!! Not that that is what it is all about.. but it sure makes me feel great! LOL
I have recovered from all my surguries! THANK GOD! =-) Love to you all! Love, Jen
Hey Guys! I am here! ha ha ha There has been alot going on. I hope that everyone is ok! I am.
I have had some ruff times though.
RECAP!
I had my right colon removed, then a HUGE NASTY boil develope dup that scare.. then i had to have it lanced, drained, irrigated, and packed. Then I had to pack it for the next two weeks. Then I had my 1st allergic reaction to an antibiotic (bactram). I broke out in a hellacious RASH! CRAZY BAD ITCHING!
I am at 158.2. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??!?!?!
OH! We are buying a new house! 2 weeks ago 2 realtors showed up at my doorstep and informed me that even though we paid outr rent to owner did not pay her mortgage. So, we have 30 days to GET OUT! But it really got us going on finding a home! We found a NICE ASS home!
I hope that you all are great! Write soon! Love, Jen
I am at 170 pounds! My son went to the doc yesterday for a check up! He weighs 172 and is 5'5"! I am 5"3" and 170! ha ha ha ha ha ha
WOW! I am feeling much better. I am hoping to get another 20 to 25 pounds off! It is absolutely amazing!
I hope all of you are doing well! I miss talking to you! There for a while I was just tired and sick of the pain and all. I sick experience a little pain now and then, but I believe that the doctor's got it. THANK U GOD!
Hello... I am good. I am trying. =-) Colon surgery went well. I am recovering. They haad to open me up which sucks BIG MOO COW, but they got he mass. It WAS NOT CANCEROUS! Thank you God!
I weighed in this morning at 188. HALLEHUAH! I am at 98 pounds gone from my highest weight!
I am tired alot. I went to my school yesterday and saw my friends and kiddos! It was nice. BUT MAN I was exhausted when I got home.
I love you all, and I really appreciate all the comments and other GET WELL notes! Thank you!
