Lameness, is I

So bad about updating this week.  I have no excuse so let's just move on.

Down one more pound this week.  I know blah blah healthy way to lose blah, but GAH it's so boring with 1lb dripping off a week.  My friend said we'll in a year you'll be 90lbs look at it that way!  Hee.

I am very happy to report that I found a new awesome hair and skin care line called Yes to Carrots.  It's fabulous, so much that I have been buying everything from the line here and there. 

Someone tape my mouth closed

So bad this weekend.  Friday Arby's!  Saturday Taco Bell!

Bad.  Stop the madness.

And really the only reason it's happening is because I haven't gone to the grocery store.  Laziness does indeed equal fatness. 

But damn those Pintos & Cheese from TB were freaking good.

Gnawing in my brain

Ginourmous headache again today.  Good news is I got prescription refilled yesterday, bad new is it’s vicodin which just makes me want to sit around and smoke and watch tv.  They tend to frown on me when I do that at work.  But oddly vicodin suppresses my appetite a bit.  Who knew?

So I tried to reset my scale and see if that would fix the obvious problem it has of telling me I’ve lost no weight.  That did not work, so I’m threatening it with a shooting in the yard. 

Wake Up

I'll just be taking this

So I had to see my doctor today so I could get some prescriptions refilled.  I have been stuck at the same weight for 2 weeks according to my scale.  I step on the doctor's and 3lbs less.  Hey lookie there! 

So when I get home I get on my scale to make sure there isn't a huge difference between mine and his and I'M AT THE SAME WEIGHT AS THE LAST 2 WEEKS.

Get the f--- out, you cannot tell me I haven't lost anything.  I think my scale is screwy and therefore I will be dragging giant doctor scale to my home.  Remember this when you see the news "Crazy Redhead Steals Doctor Scale".

Excuses, excuses

I do come up with the most creative excuses for not exercising.  It took me about 1.5 hours to get home last night, reason enough to be grumpy.  Then I had to do a few things around the house and then Heroes came on.  What's a girl to do.

It's hard to fit exercise in when you have appx 3.5 hours to do everything you need to before bed, I don't see how you guys with kids manage to do anything.  And there is not a chance in hell I'd get up early to exercise, my loathing of the morning is deep and hateful. 

But exercise tonight!  I promise myself!

Redo

Well after losing not a pound last week, I'm having to rethink my diet.  I must blame it on my cherished Puffed Club Crackers which I did not buy this week, apparently too much buttery goodness is not conducive to weight loss.

I also find the irony that the first week I started working out again, I lose nothing.  See exercise is evil.  My theory is correct.

I got nothing for a title

Moosemaid was right, I think it was those plank exercises that distressed my stomach muscles so.  They were quite protesting last night when I was doing my yoga.

Also I do believe I have convinced the cats that it is okay to eat in the bedroom and they don't stare at me in horror from the doorway.

I've been looking forward to the premiere of Pushing Daisies for awhile now, it's by the creators of Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me two of my favorite shows.  Really enjoyed it last night, it's a great combination of both those shows in dialouge and concept.  Which means it will be cancelled, because I am the kiss of death for shows.

Ow

So of all things I expected to be sore from my new yoga program, my tummy wasn't one of them.  But really ow, poor muscles are all upset at being asked to work and not lie about on the couch.

I know a lot of people don't enjoy yoga because they find it boring, but I really find I enjoy the stretching and the complexity of holding the poses.  I was telling my friend Kaye that I apparently have no balance as I was tipping over during a lot of the exercises.  I'd be all steady and kneeling and straight and whoooopsie there she goes.

And no I am not getting a webcam for you people to mock me with.

Tired even before I started

So for those that don't know, I have four cats.  One cat gets a prescription diet and the other 3 eat the same food, so I have to seperate them when I feed them.

So I come home last night all ready to start on my new dvds.  Now Desi is already used to eating in the bathroom, the other three I normally feed in the dining room.  But of course since I'm going to be doing floor work I can't have them out or the one known as Atticus (aka Damien) will be all HEY HEY WHATTA YA DOIN DOWNT HERE, HEY CAN I CLIMB ON YOU, HEY IS THAT A TOY FOR ME.

So I take bowls into the bedroom and pour food in there.  You think they would get it wouldn't you?  Oh no, they look at me as if this is some grand trick and I'm sending them to the death chamber or something.

So begins the chasing of the cats.  Get one in bedroom, show them the food, go grab other one repeat process, in  the meantime first one has escaped and must go find again.  Repeat until sweating.