tooth fairy
Dear Dr. Valdez, DDS
My client Mrs.Brat, has retained my services as her attorney of record and has lodged a formal complaint against you with my office. Although the alleged abuse occurred many decades ago, it has continued to cause undue hardship throughout her entire adult life.
My client states that she endured unnecessary pain and suffering at your hand when she was taken to your office to have some pre-orthodontia work performed. At the time, it was determined that in order for her to obtain the “picture perfect smile” some required tooth extractions would be necessary. According to you sir, my client’s mouth was far “too dainty” to accommodate all of her adult teeth so it was recommended that her 4 incisor teeth (plus one baby tooth that appeared to be hanging on for dear life) be removed.
Let me state for the record sir, that despite my client’s ten year old status, she was totally opposed to having this procedure performed. Undeterred by this serious difference of opinion you continued to push forward with the extractions and performed them against her will. No amount of this minor’s screaming, pleading, begging or crying discouraged you from your primary objective and just minutes later, my client was left with an ice pack and 5 less teeth in her “dainty little mouth”.
Today my client has “the picture perfect smile” just as you stated she would. My client’s concerns lie not with the fact that she no longer has access to the 5 teeth that were so violently eradicated from her jaw, but rather to the selection process of said teeth that were excised.
Since the determination was left entirely up to you, could you not have included her “sweet tooth” as one of those procured? A lifetime of monitored eating and controlled consumption could possibly have been avoided had you not performed this simple task.
Therefore, as a proposed settlement, we request that you immediately reinstate said teeth in my client’s mouth and correctly identify and dethrone my client’s sweet tooth in it’s stead.
Signed…
Legal counsel for Mrs.Brat.
