12/14/2009 16:37
Day One(Correction): Now I'm Depressed
so i just typed that i had only gained 4 pounds since i last blogged. well maybe the fatness is covering my brain. last blog weight: 262 lbs. today's blog weight: 273 lbs.
now i'm depressed. anyone have a wellbutrin? or better yet, anyone have a honey bun? 11 FREAKING POUNDS!!! what did i eat?? i gotta admit to myself that it's the sodas!! i can drink like a 12 pack per day. gonna sign myself up for CA (Caffienics Anonymous).
"Hi my name is Samantha. I'm addicted to caffiene. I sleep with can under my pillow so my family can't see. I drink two in the morning, two at lunch, and two for dinner. I also have one with my midnight Sudoku....."
great thing, it's 10:45 am and have not had one yet! woo-hoo for the fat black girl! oh, oh, oh...i now have another bullet point to add:
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i will not drink sodas for 1 month. and when i smack that goal in the a- ...i mean where the sun don't shine, i'm going to add another month to it.
today's motivation: 11 pounds, i'm going to take you into a dark alley and whoop your *BLEEP*!

