10/24/2008 00:05
day 10: ...and then my nail broke
so i'm sitting at my sister's house, minding my own sweet business and in that heifa walks with two large pizzas...now i can't complain because i am at HER house and she can have whatever her and the kids choose to have for dinner but give a sista a break, girl...and ya gonna just sit right beside me, huh? no respect for personal space...and gonna just bite right into it at this very moment, huh? can you at least give me the chance to look away, please ma'am?
so i'm eyeing that cow out of the corner of my eye and she's surely snickering...not outwardly but i'm am sure that somewhere deep down inside, there's a skinny chick laughing at me...
so i reach over to close the pizza box, knocking over my cup...and then my nail broke. a perfectly good nail...so up yours, dumb pizza...and you two sis
and EP family, i'm so frappin' constipated it's not even funny!! SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE...i drink lots of water but no bathroom action going on...i'm sure my toilet misses me and i have a brand spanking new Parenting magazine that's just itching to be read...i think it's affecting my vision..
anyway, diet still going well...still have to make myself eat and everything tastes horrible...probably goes back to the whole constipation thing...oh well...
today's motivation: one more day until i see my sweetie!!
Posted By: complacentways
10/24/2008 01:15
sooo?
soo did you eat the pizza? pizza is DEFINITELY a hard one to pass up so if you did i can hardly blame you. i was just going to congratulate you if you passed it up!
as far as the constipation thing...are you getting enough fiber? if not you may want to try some benefiber.. you seriously can mix it into pretty much anything and not taste it
10/24/2008 07:34
pizza
wow, good for you saying no to a hot cheesy pizza. i can't always turn that one away... way to inspire me to make a nice healthy dinner tongiht!
when i get constipated, i eat something with dairy in it. well, it works for me. maybe give it a shot?
kate.
10/24/2008 09:40
Maybe try...
Try the metamucil with orange juice! It tastes nasty otherwise-- get the orange flavor and you won't even taste it. My dr told me to drink a glass full of it everyday before dinner and in a month he would guarantee that I lose weight. I got the pills and nothing happened-- so I'm trying the powder and it's much better. I've only been doing it for 2 days but it's working. That or try some castrol oil but that is some nasty crap... but it will take care of you inside an hour! Good Luck!
10/24/2008 10:04
To get things moving...
I like to drink an herbal tea called Smooth Move. The brand name is Traditional Medicinals and you can find it at any health food store. It is very gentle. You drink a cup at night right before bed and again in the morning...until things happen. It doesn't take but a couple of cups. Hope that helps.
10/24/2008 10:51
Pizza Pizza
So you saw my eternal enemy 
pizza? Did he bring his friends "Bloat your belly Breadstick & Sugery Soft drink" with him? Were you able to resist? I saw eat more salads and veggies and that should help you have smooth move.
Have a good weekend!
