Gonna Be A Bear
This is a little thing that got sent to me recently and I LOVE it... so I thought I would share..., even though I am not a believer in coming back here in a "next life"
Gonna Be A Bear!
In this life, I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to cute, cuddly, partially grown cubs. I could definitely deal with that!
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP! Gonna be a bear.