Feb already!
Hi folks
Can you believe it is February already???? How scary is that, before we know it summer will have been and gone and we will all be preparing for Christmas again. hahaha there is a thought to cheer you all up.
WEll i had my birthday party on Sat. Well, actually i had two.
My best (female) friend Gilly was also 30 this weekend. And her parents threw a little shindig on Friday night. When i arrived, low and behold, she had brought over my best (male) friend Monk from England. I was so shocked i cried. I had asked the lying git if he was coming over and he had told me he couldnt afford it so soon after Christmas. So it was a lovely suprise. They had tied him up and put him in her shed. After hugging him like crazy, i walked out leaving him tied in the shed haha. that will teach him. EVentually we untied him and headed into the house for much drinking (and eating!). Gilly's mum had got her a stripper. She went scarlet. Imagine a man stripping to his red thong! (didnt go very well with the desert boots and socks - such a german look) then rubbing your hands all over him and dry humping you on the floor and then spanking you - All in front of your parents and your inlaw!!!!! i laughed so much i cried (again)
Sat night didnt go so well - my "future inlaws" turned up as miserable as sin. I dont think they like me being friends with a boy. they were completly ignorant to him and made snide comments to me all night. Now the OH knows Monk and is friends with me and i have asked him repeatedly does he have an issue with us being friends. Me and monk are incredibly close and see each other every 6 weeks (he lives 600 miles away in Suffolk) and when we get together we are very touchy feely and have a connection that no-one else even understands. I have seen him and me in a room with 20 other people, and we know what the other is saying/doing. the OH assures me he has no issue (for the record monk is married with 2 adorable kids) so i was more than a little pissed off with his parents attitude. I hate ignorant people. more so when they are ignorant to my friends in my own house. So, after a bottle of tequila (i have a high tolerance for alcohol consumption) i let rip at them. in mega style. To the point where the OH and Monk trailed me outside to calm down. They left soon after that. the OH wants me to apologise but i told him no way. Not until they apologise to Monk. Monk says he isnt bothered about it, he only came over to see me and that is all that matters but i dont care. There is absolutly no excuse for being downright rude to people. Even if they did think something was going on, they could have a queit word with me in private rather than making it obvious.
So as for the diet (thats why i'm here after all) meh that went to pot at the weekend. *shrug* ah well you only turn 30 once and it was well worth it
My goals for this week are
Excercise before work 3 times
Sleep 7 hours a night (currently impossible im a manic insomniac)
Eat healthily ( i am not counting calories or anything this week as i am doing a weekend detox come friday)
So wish me luck :)

