1 week today
And i'm on holiday!!!!!!! wohooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you tell i'm excited??? just a tad. Yup ladies and gents, tis that time of year again where i go to Espania and frighten the locals with my acres of pasty white flesh and rolls of flab. I've got my new crocs and my suncream (gotta protect my tattoo) and i'm going for a wax on Tuesday *gulp*. Now leg waxes i can handle, but this time i'm going for the bikini line and underarm too. yowsers!! but anyway, i'm sure you dont really need to know about my personal care haha. Though i can't go the gym at the mo, i'm like a bleeding yeti! and the gym instructor is soooo fit. Even though he is ginger. Not that i have anything against gingers,. I dye my own bloody hair ginger! but anyways im rambling.
I've just been checking through my party diary and god i hate the next 6 weeks, I have a birthday party to go to tonight - no drink (empty calories) but my mate is a vegetarian so no healthy snacks for me. No she lives on a diet of chips bread and cheese the cow!. So i shall sit out the back sucking on cigarette after cigarette ( How dare me proclaim to be getting fit and healthy and still smoke!) whilst everyone else gets langered and falls down drunk. I just dont feel that I am at a stage in my "healthy eating regime" (its not a diet!!) to limit myself to one or two low cal alcoholic drinks. A bottle of tequila is more my kinda stylee. Next week i'm on my holiday, though that shouldn't be too bad as my dad's idea of a holiday is dragging me over every mountain in spain. The folks live over there ya see and he is a fitness freak and doesnt like to see one lolling about on a sun lounger looking like an uncooked baguette!
The week after is OH's Bday, though the rate we are going he will be lucky to get so much as a card off me. Pft Men! then his sisters wedding of the century. Move over Coleen and Wayne, Its emma and david's star wedding. I've got my dress hanging in the wardrobe ( a gorgeous black and red netted thing from Monsoon) and i tried it on last night. and it clings to my tummy!!!!! i swear it didnt do that a few weeks ago when i tried it on so nothing but water and a zillion crunches a day from now til then. Or i might buy trinny and susannahs wonder suck me in pants and hope for the best. Then more birthdays n such.
How inconsiderate of people to throw parties that have alcohol and cake and party food when they know i'm on a "healthy eating regime" (almost said the dreaded D word there!). Dont they know that when I cant have nice, calorie laden cream filled cicing covered chocolate sprinkled goodies, that the whole world has to forgo such treats as well??? Didnt they get the memo? I'm sure i sent one! I think i shall become a nun (wrong religion but heh who cares, they need all they can get dont they?) and live in a tiny box with a wooden bed and gruel morning noon and night. That'll teach them. Ok so i might of overdosed on sister act last night and my vision of a nunnery might be a little warped (thanks holywood) but you get the jist!
Anyways I really must go and pretend to some work! i'm all alone in the office and sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored! roll on 3pm so i can bugger off home
Have a good day
Angell
xx