Stopped Eating Long Enough to Type!
OMG... I haven't been here since July. Wow. I did not realize it had been that long! Unfortunately I was not abducted by extra terrestrials from the Richard Simmons planet and taken away to lose a hundred pounds in an environment of nurturing and encouragment. I have just been busy gaining four pounds. Yes. I weigh 239 pounds now. I gained it all under my chin. That is just what I needed.... a new accessory chin. As if I did not already have enough of them. Sigh.... Why couldn't that extra four pounds have found its way to my chest where two of the only four small things on my body are? (The other two are my ears.) My luck it would have all gone into one boob, though. That would have been lovely. I would have rather it have found it's way to my enormous behind than under my chin. My butt's so big already nobody would notice four extra pounds. Sometimes I hear my friends griping about thier boobs sagging and I realize I do not have that problem. However, what really scares the hell out of me is the possibility of my butt sagging. Do butts sag? OMG....it would be dragging behind me!!
Well, I got my fat self a big honkin' bottle of wine today and intend to sit here alone and get pretty drunk. I'm not much of a drinker, but it's not often that my mother keeps my children over night. A more confident woman would find herself a date or an interesting social activity. Not me. If I don't see another human being until noon tomorrow I'll be happy about it. In fact, I think I'll run off any who appear on my porch. LOL! It's fun. You just crack the door a little, so that the interloper outside can only see one very angry eye, and you growl, "What the hell do you want?" They usually just leave. If they don't leave imediately, you can hiss like a hamster and they'll be gone before you can say "Sic 'em Killer".