06/01/2010 23:30
IT'S SWIM SUIT SEASON!!!!!!!
THIS WEEKEND ME AND THE FAMILY WENT TO HOT SPRINGS. I AM SO CONFIDENT BECAUSE I HAD 4 SWIM SUITS PUT AWAY AND HAD JUST BOUGHT A NEW ONE A FEW MONTHS AGO.
FIRST LET ME ADMIT THAT I HAVEN 'T BEEN WORKING OUT AS MUCH AND BEEN EATING MORE. SO THE NIGHT BEFORE THE TRIP I DECIDED TO TRY MY SWIM SUITS ON. LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SITE
. I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WANTED TO LAUGH OR CRY. I COULD NOT GET MAD AT ANYONE BUT ME.I WAS THE SLACKER, THE WOMAN THAT FOUND GREAT PLEASURE IN EATING POWDERED DOUGHNUTS.AND NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE. SO I HAD TO RUN TO 24 HOUR WALMART AND FIND A BIG GIRL SUIT.MY NEXT QUESTION IS WHY DO THEY WANT TO PUT YOU IN FLOWER PRINTS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FLOAT?
FIRST LET ME ADMIT THAT I HAVEN 'T BEEN WORKING OUT AS MUCH AND BEEN EATING MORE. SO THE NIGHT BEFORE THE TRIP I DECIDED TO TRY MY SWIM SUITS ON. LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SITE
. I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WANTED TO LAUGH OR CRY. I COULD NOT GET MAD AT ANYONE BUT ME.I WAS THE SLACKER, THE WOMAN THAT FOUND GREAT PLEASURE IN EATING POWDERED DOUGHNUTS.AND NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE. SO I HAD TO RUN TO 24 HOUR WALMART AND FIND A BIG GIRL SUIT.MY NEXT QUESTION IS WHY DO THEY WANT TO PUT YOU IN FLOWER PRINTS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FLOAT? NOW I HAVE MY NEW SWIM SUIT AND I HOPE BY THE END OF THE SUMMER I WILL BE IN A SMALLER ONE. SO LET ME PULL BACK FROM THE TABLE AND START WORKING OUT AGAIN AND TRY NOT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES OF ME IN MY TO LITTLE SWIM SUITS. 

ENJOY THE DAY
APPLELICIOUS


BUT ALAS THEY GO UP INSTEAD OF DOWN. I WONDER WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING WRONG. I AM EXCERCISNG ALMOST EVERYDAY, EATING LESS. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG. WELL, I JUST REALIZED IT'S NOT ALWAYS IN THE POUNDS IT'S THOSE DARN INCHES.
I WALK TO THE BATHROOM, DREADING HAVING TO REMOVE MY BARRIER. I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND FINALLY TOSS THEM IN THE GARBAGE. I WALK SLOWLY BACK TO MY DESK HOPING I WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO A LOT OF WALKING TODAY. BUT ALAS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. I HAD TO GO ALL OVER THE BUILDING BUT TO MY SURPRISE. THERE WAS NO TRYING TO ADJUST MY LEGS SO THAT TENDER THIGHS WOULD STOP SCRUBBING AS I WALKED, TO MY AMAZEMENT I WALKED ALL DAY LONG AND DIDN'T GET THE LEAST BIT CHAFFED. I WALK AROUND WITH THIS BIG AZZ GRIN HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME THAT MY THIGHS WERE POWDER FREE, STOCKING FREE AND IRRITATION FREE.
I ALSO REALIZED THAT MY BUDDA BELLY HAS DECREASED AS WELL LOL..
AND. WE ALL KNOW THATS NOT A GOOD THING. I HAD LOST THAT FUN CAREFREE WOMAN THAT KEPT A SMILE ON HER FACE AND SONG IN HER HEART.SO NO WORKING EVERY SATURDAY AND MORE PLANNING FUN THINGS WITH ME SON, NOW THAT LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN MY BIGGEST SUPPORT, WHEN EVER I WOULD SAY HOW FAT I WAS HE WOULD LOOK AT ME AND SAY "MAMA YOU ARE NOT FAT. I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE." HE ALSO ENCOURGES MY FRIENDS THAT ARE OVERWEIGHT. OK I ADMIT HE IS A CHARMER BUT HE IS SINCERE AND IT COMES FROM HIS HEART.